21 February 2008

This pygmy goat has an awesome beard. If I could grow a beard, I would totally grow that beard. Then I would buy some cheap sunglasses, join ZZ Top, and be bad and nationwide like they are. With all the money I made I'd buy this goat, put some sunglasses on him, and commission a little goat RV that would be pulled behind my tour bus.

1 comment:

  1. I like him. But will your beard feel as silky as his looks? You'll have to start washing it with girl shampoo and conditioner.